LMAO! So, you found out about the hidden battery?
The battery is located just forward of the left (drivers) front wheel. You will have to first jack up the front left corner and remove that tire. Then you should see an access panel in the wheel well. That is where the battery lives.
The battery is located just forward of the left (drivers) front wheel. You will have to first jack up the front left corner and remove that tire. Then you should see an access panel in the wheel well. That is where the battery lives.