First of all, you need to know if you have changed your car coolant and this would be one reason that your car is getting overheated. The second reason you might be suffering from that your coolant kit might be leaking so you need to check up this coolant tank. The third thing that can be possible is that your car oil is not complete and your engine is reducing oil that is why you face this problem. You can go to some good mechanic to check this.
The engine is suppose tio be hot you moron! What are you a blonde stripper? You question is obviously a joke and like you said there is nothing wrong with your vehicle. I suggest you get laid tonight and then go out for a ride!